I had a cool day out yesterday.  I went to see Yolanda in panto!
The crafty cat has been a  bit cagey about her panto role and it was all a big secret. She wanted to keep us guessing. I have to admit, I thought I had it in the bag. I was expecting Puss in Boots. As you can probably imagine, she had soooo bigged up her part. I should have known, but I was quite surprised when it turned out to be Snow White and no, Yolanda didn’t play the beautiful Snow White, nor did she play the wicked queen.  All Yolanda had to do was curl up on a chair and lick her paws occasionally.  Where’s the acting there?

Anyway, on my return I found I was a little peckish.  It’s hard work all that booing and hissing and shouting out ‘Behind You!’ So I decided I’d earned a little snackette. And so it was, that I happened upon a well known fast food outlet – the name escapes me but I’m sure it begins with B and has something to do with royalty.

I treated myself to some fries and a modest burger. – all in the name of research, of course. To my pleasant surprise I discovered that all the packaging – as it is made of paper – could scrunch up into a little ball and go on the compost heap.

I can’t wait to tell Yolanda!